Cards

Here you can find descriptions of human and vampire cards.

Human Cards

Cards are passive buffs or moves obtained from the Witch in the Swamp. Press M to view your active cards. Each tier you reach grants 1 card slot, with 3 tiers total.

• Cards can be bought for 150 Moolah; you get a hand of 3.
• After a reading, you pick 1 card to keep. Cards can be replaced by selecting the slot they occupy.
• The first reveal is free; flipping the other two costs 50 Moolah each.
• If the cards dealt do not suit you, you may refuse them by clicking on any card and pressing I reject this fate

Cards effects do not stack

To use a Faux variant of a card you must have its normal counterpart, otherwise it won't be functional.

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Human Cards List

Card	Effect
A True Cowboy	Your lasso auto-aims at others while on horseback. +17% gun damage on horseback.
Anger Issues	Taking damage gives a stacking temporary damage boost (+8% per stack, up to 5 stacks / +40%, 4s duration).
Archer's Child	1.5× draw speed on bows. 2× fire rate on bows.
Belmont Family Crest	+25% melee damage against vampires. Take 25% more damage from humans (melee only).
Boy With Fists	+20% melee damage (more if standless). Applies to gun bashes, slides, dagger/sabre slashes; works with stands. Stacks with Winged Man. –35% gun accuracy.
Can't Lay Off The Tonic	More damage the more tonics you drink (+25% each, up to +100%). Throws bottles after drinking (damage + disorienting effect). Take damage over time if you don't drink tonics. +10% damage taken.
Coin Roller	Your coin's deflection can turn into an explosion (rare chance).
Demolitions Expert	Your explosions hurt you less and deal more damage to others. Works with Killer Queen and 20th Century Boy.
Desperado	The lower your HP, the more gun damage (up to +50%). Does not work with bows.
Equinophobia	Bashing with your horse no longer depletes all of its stamina. Deal 20% more bash damage.
Evil Eye	Ocular Prowess lasts 50% longer (5s → 7.5s). Ocular Prowess cooldown +50% (10s → 15s).
Executioner	A headshot dealing more than 40 damage that would knock someone decapitates them.
Faux High Noon	Autoaim during Ocular Prowess. Much shorter Ocular Prowess duration. –10 max HP. Requires the normal High Noon to function.
Faux Main Character Syndrome	Press B (or the tool) to pose for 5s, accelerating health regen. While posing you take 1.5× damage. Requires the normal Main Character Syndrome to function.
Faux Nocturnal	Pressing X reveals entities behind solid objects (NPCs, players, mobs) – useful for wallbangs and sniping. Requires the normal Nocturnal to function.
Faux Tea Time	Alters tea functions (see Brewing). Requires the normal Tea Time to function.
Faux Violent Tendencies	Press J (or the tool) for an axe kick that hits both knocked and standing players (~20 dmg), with increased range and speed, plus a stacking stat boost (speed, health, damage). Requires the normal Violent Tendencies to function.
Flesh Automaton	After taking lethal damage three times (losing a limb each time), your body blares a warning, then explodes.
Focused Jockey	Ocular Prowess on horseback increases your horse's speed (up to 25) for its duration.
Free Runner	+20 stamina. Your combat roll becomes a damaging combat slide with a slight stun.
Gunslinger's Grit	On kill, regenerate 25% of your HP.
Head Hunter	Your bullets pierce protective hats.
High Noon	At noon, an audio cue plays and you gain autoaim for 5 seconds. –10 max HP.
Hyperventilator	Faster stamina regen. –20 max stamina.
Light Sleeper	Recover ~2 seconds faster after being knocked down.
Lung-Shot	Hitting someone with a primary/secondary drains their stamina (standless drain more; shotguns drain a bit per pellet).
Main Character Syndrome	Press B (or the tool) to pose for 5s, accelerating health regen (the pose isn't canceled by taking damage). While posing you take 1.5× damage.
Master Angler	Increases chance of reeling up Epic and Legendary fishing drops. Final % chance is multiplied: Legendary ×1.15, Epic ×1.1, Rare ×1, Common ×0.75 (stacks with bait).
Master Archer	Shoot three arrows at once with a bow. 25% slower draw speed on bows. 35% reduced damage with bows.
Master Practitioner	Throw Spiraling pitches with Spin – steel balls orbit an area at high speeds, creating a mini-buzzsaw.
Merfolk	Breathe underwater.
Narcoleptic	Increase the time you’re downed by 5 seconds and heal 50 HP upon getting up.
Nocturnal	At night, gain Night Vision (green tint) to see clearer and farther.
One With Nature	Passive buff according to current server season: Summer → +10% Speed Winter → +7.5% Damage resistance/defense Spring → +7.5% Damage Autumn → 2× Knockback
Perfectionist	1.1× damage at full HP. 0.9× damage below full HP.
Plunder Shot	Coin gun damage reduced by 90% (to 0.1×). Shoot a volley of 10–15 coins shotgun-style (cost per shot, not per coin). Ammo types: Copper ($10, ~0.9 dmg), Silver ($25, ~1.4), Gold ($50, ~2.4), Platinum ($100, ~3.2).
Poltergeist	Nearly invisible during combat roll. Combat roll costs 80% more stamina.
Pyromaniac	Fire created by you no longer damages you. Fire created by you deals 25% increased damage. Applies to molotov fire, Magician’s Red fire, and flame arrow fire. TWAU gasoline does not count.
Quick Draw	Equipping your revolver enters a quickdraw state: increased fire rate and accuracy. Smaller cooldown for standless users. Reduced mobility during the pose. Doesn't work with the Mauser (not a revolver).
Seasoned Hunter	Spawn in with a Wooden stake (if u dont have it) and Vampires get 45% less blood from you. User gets -10 max HP.
Secret Technique	At 40% HP or lower, your running ability changes significantly (slightly faster for standless users).
Show Me A Good Time	+10% sabre attack damage. Parry projectiles (0.45s parry frames on slash/equip). 12% less stamina drain if standless.
Silver Prodigy	Silver Dagger base damage 8 → 9. Spawn with +1 silver ammo pack each life. Doesn't stack with Boy With Fists.
Silver Wireset	Makes the Steel Wireset apply silver burn to vampires.
Small Cuts	Being hit in short intervals does less damage to you. Receive 10% more damage.
Snake Eater	Turn partially invisible when standing still, regenerating stamina faster. Your name and gang tag are still visible to others.
Sneaky LowLife	You aren't detected by Ocular Prowess highlights. Gain the 'Moolah Pickpocket' skill. Pickpocketing increases your bounty.
Soul Cleaver	Sabre attacks gain a larger hitbox and +10% damage. –50% gun damage.
Steady Hands	25% less passive spin charge drain.
Strong Liver	Mitigates side effects of drinking tonic (such as dizziness), allowing you to drink more before falling unconscious.
Strong Presence	Hostile events and encounters no longer ambush you.
Sturdy	When downed, it takes extra hits to finish you off. Status-effect damage (poison, burn, drowning) still instakills you.
Tea Time	Between 3-5 PM Teas will have a 1s cooldown instead of a 7 second cooldown.
Time Heals All Wounds	Gain additional passive health regeneration. Heals 1 HP per second.
Tonicmaster	Spawn in with three tonics upon death/leave. Tonic cap increased [5 → 10]. Tonics return 15% more health to you (per drink). Makes you throw tonic bottles after consumption, dealing damage and applying a disorienting effect.
Too Tired To Fall	30% damage reduction while below 50% stamina.
Total Checkmate	Right-click to throw knives in volleys.
Twenty Meter Radius Steel	Steel Wireset M2: a 20-meter radius steel attack.
Veteran	Reloading a revolver no longer empties unused chamber bullets.
Victory Crawl	Crawl whilst knocked down, instead of remaining stationary and ragdolled.
Violent Tendencies	Press J (or the tool) to stomp the ground, crushing the skull of anyone beneath you and gaining a stacking stat boost (speed, health, damage). Base version only damages knocked players.
Wind God	Reduced dash/slide cooldown (3s → 2s). –10 max HP.
Winged Man	+25% damage while midair (applies to stand damage too). No effect while grounded or airborne-piloting.
Winning Streak	Each consecutive shot on the same target deals +10% damage, up to 5 stacks (+50%). Stacks reset after 4 seconds unless refreshed.
Wrecking Ball	Gain the ability to wield Wrecking Balls. Obtainable from Wekapipo. This card cannot be traded.
Faux: Wrecking Ball	Wrecking Balls release 12 satellites upon impact in all directions, dealing 2–3 damage each (3 on crit), with slight homing. –35% damage on direct hits with Wrecking Balls. Requires normal Wrecking Ball to function. Obtainable from Wekapipo. Cannot be traded.

Vampire Cards (Moves)

A vampire’s kit consists of an interchangeable Basic Attack, Move 1, Move 2, Move 2, and Move 3. Adding and changing move cards will cost 2 vials.

Basic Attack Variants:

• VampireCombo
• FistCombo
• HeirloomSword

Moves:

• tier 1: bite, siphon, prowl, uppercut
• tier 2: claw barrage, suplex, onslaught, basic attacks
• tier 3: bat swarm, superhuman agility, blood pierce
• tier 4: everything else

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Card	Effect
Basic Attacks (available from Tier 2, replace your standard attack)
File:Vampire-Combo.png Vampire Combo	Vampire‑style basic attack. Tier: 2.
File:Fist-Combo.png Fist Combo	Fist‑based basic attack. Tier: 2.
File:Heirloom-Sword.png Heirloom Sword	Basic attack using the heirloom sword. Tier: 2.
Tier 1
Bite	Bite an enemy, restoring health. Tier: 1.
Siphon	Drain blood from your target. Tier: 1.
Prowl	Enter stealth mode. Tier: 1.
Uppercut	Powerful uppercut that launches the enemy. Tier: 1.
Tier 2
File:Claw-Barrage.png Claw Barrage	Rapid claw strikes. Tier: 2.
Suplex	Double German suplex throw. Tier: 2.
Onslaught	Relentless attack. Tier: 2.
Tier 3
Bat Swarm	Transform into a swarm of bats (dodge + movement). Tier: 3.
File:Superhuman-Agility.png Superhuman Agility	Superhuman agility (speed boost, improved jumps). Tier: 3.
File:Blood-Pierce.png Blood Pierce	Blood spike that pierces enemies. Tier: 3.
Tier 4
File:Space-Ripper.png Space Ripper	Blood beam that cuts through space. Tier: 4.
File:Body-Invade.png Body Invade	Invade and control an enemy's body. Tier: 4.
Rushdown	Rushing attack with a dash. Tier: 4.
File:Lotus-Kick.png Lotus Kick	Spinning lotus kick. Tier: 4.